Never go to the bathroom at an ATL show... 

  • Jack:  Why are you leaving?! Why are you leaving the show?!
  • Alex:  Where are you going?!
  • Jack:  We're not done yet!
  • Alex:  Where are you guys going!?
  • Jack:  What the fuck are you doing?!
  • Alex:  Guys!
  • Jack:  C'mon!
  • Alex:  Oh wait, they're just going to poop.
  • Jack:  Now we've got to wait for them.
  • Alex:  We've got to wait for them to poop. Hang on, pause, pause. Let's actually honestly... I know this is going to be annoying, but let's wait for them to come out and when they come back out, let's all clap for them.
  •  ATL play something random for ten or so seconds.
  • Alex:  Alright now, come on. I think maybe they really are pooping.
  • Jack:  Girls don't poop!
  • Alex:  Stop! I have to concentrate. I have to concentrate while I wait for them to come out.
  •  Wait three more seconds. Someone comes out of the bathroom.
  • Alex:  Nope, nope. False alarm.
  • Jack:  False alarm.
  • Alex:  False alarm. Where are they?
  • Jack:  Nope.
  • Alex:  That's not them.
  • Jack:  Unless they both turned into a guy?
  • Alex:  They combined their powers to turn into one dude... I can wait. Honestly, I do not give a shit. This is our headlining tour, we can do whatever we want. Yes I know. I know it's frustrating, I know you came here to see music, but I personally came to watch girls go to the bathroom.
  • Jack:  That's what we normally do when we're home. Where the fuck are these girls, dude?
  • Alex:  They're just not ready. I'm going to wait.
  • Jack:  They're probably doing drugs.
  • Alex:  I'm GOING to wait.
  • Jack:  Can we arrest them? For doing drugs in the girls room?
  • Alex:  Jack shut up! Just hang tight. I know you guys want to hear a song, but I want to laugh at these girls... Nope. That's not them. Come on guys. What are you guys doing in there? Rian, shut up!
  • Jack:  Can you go and get them for me, please? Thank you. Thank you.
  • Alex:  I don't care if you're bored Rian. YOU'RE boring!
  •  Rian gets up to go and get them.
  • Alex:  What are you going to do? You don't even have a microphone.
  • Jack:  Don't tell them what we're doing
  • Alex:  He's going to go in there and be like 'Don't come out ever! They're going to laugh at you'
  •  Girls and Rian come out to cheering.
  • Jack and Alex:  YAY!!
  • Alex:  Good job guys.
  • Jack:  We waited for you!
  • Alex:  How was it? How was the facilities? Did you wash your hands?
  • Jack:  Are you on drugs?



me when my mom is more than 5 minutes late picking me up


1 hour ago  -  via - source    # lol # so true

Unedited pictures of Harry last night 08/29/14 x

1 hour ago  -  via - source    # such a cutie # 8.29.14 # harry # wwa



do not sexualize young girls.
yes, I am kink shaming you. 
because you should be ashamed of yourself
for sexualizing young girls, and
no one’s sexual liberation is more important
than protecting young girls.


*me on my deathbed*
nurse: any last words?
me: i……regret……… spending…………so much time……and money………. on…………….one direction…………….
*single piece of paper slips out of my hand*
*the paper has one word only*

1 hour ago  -  via - source  

louis playing piano (x)

louis playing piano (x)

1 hour ago  -  via - source    # louis # fetus


He looks like such a dick but like a hot dick you know

i dont know how to react to this pic do i cty??? do i scream??? do i punch him in the dick???



He looks like such a dick but like a hot dick you know

i dont know how to react to this pic do i cty??? do i scream??? do i punch him in the dick???

probably your worst flaw 



Aries: selfish
Taurus: stubborn
Gemini: flaky
Cancer: whiny 
Leo: egotistical 
Virgo: judgmental 
Libra: lazy
Scorpio: manipulative
Sagittarius: foolish
Capricorn: opportunistic 
Aquarius: neurotic
Pisces: lost


My mother genuinely thought that because I got a majority of my information on Ferguson from twitter, from the people living there on twitter, and from tumblr that I didn’t know that the town had a majority of African-American people living there and that the police were basically all white. People don’t take the internet as seriously as they should and I think that is sad thing. Obviously there is misinformation but so much of what I got out of Ferguson was from the Internet, looking at pictures people from Ferguson uploaded, looking at the tanks, seeing pictures of the statistics. The Internet shouldn’t be looked at as a joke of a news source because it’s really powerful and that is where most of my generation is getting their news. It’s powerful and not always incorrect and it helps inform people like me who don’t want to watch mainstream media paid for by different parties.


3 hours ago  -  via - source    # 8.29.14 # zayn # wwa




3 hours ago  -  via - source    # niall